Greenshirt in the park. What a day! Big, dopey smile says it all.
Markets are green, brother! Bitcoin, Solana, Ethereum... everything's PUMPING.
And look at that Green Candle! Yeah, that green thing. Definitely not just an arm. It's hard. It's glorious. It's the physical manifestation of his FOMO-fueled gains.
Greenshirt's profoundly successful right now. Casually strolling, then suddenly BONK! He's just bonking unsuspecting fud-passersby with his sheer market winning green power.